I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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