dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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