I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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