haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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