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(612): View more from Minnesota

I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!

(763): View more from Minnesota

Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.

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(305): View more from Florida

considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

that's how you measure success

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By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking

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(647): View more from Ontario

My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?

(416): View more from Toronto

Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.

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