how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
