He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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