He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Blow job season was short but glorious.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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