I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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