People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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