I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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