i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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