Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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