fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
oh god the rape fog is back!
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
