Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just cut my nipple shaving
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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