dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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