Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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