It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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