Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
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