Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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