Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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