Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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