PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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