Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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