Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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