Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
bring money and cleavage
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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