i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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