OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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