Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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