Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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