I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
