Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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