I'm lost and stupid without you.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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