how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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