out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
