its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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