For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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