whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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