What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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