Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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