So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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