I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Sponge bath it is.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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