i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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