we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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