I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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