dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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