Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
COCAINE IS GR8
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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