So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
