He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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