She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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