He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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