Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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