U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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