It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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